Singapore: You have two cows. One is cow-peh, the other is cow-bu.

Yes, it’s lame, but my sense of humor tickles me that way.

+List of Two Cow Jokes

Sadly, nobody caught the reference, despite a class of 16 consisting of men and women between the ages of twenty-somethings to over forties.

Meh.

Counting down in the losing fight against entropy. At least I have something to really remember the birthday by ~ a headshot in a Pain(t)ball game in the morning:

Remember, boys and girls, Firendly Fire - Isn’t!

And I most assuredly do

Thanks to Huiyi for the package! We love it!

Standard neck, wide neck, teat size (stop sniggering!), vented, non-vented, plastic bottles, glass bottles, BPA-free etc the list just goes on, and that’s only for the bottles!

In my confusion, one lable leapt out at me: Starter Pack, or rather the Avent Newborn Starter Pack to be precise.

I wonder why the salesgirl gave me a funny look when I asked if there were Booster Packs available?

Happy Halloween everyone!

Audio:Slave
In the B&O:
+Quincy Jones: Big Band Bossa Nova
+Experience Hendrix: The Best of Jimi Hendrix
+Café Tel Aviv - Middle East Chillout
+DragonForce: Inhuman Rampage
+The Killers: Sam’s Town

Visual:Slave
In the DVD:
+Mama Mia! The Movie
+Journey to the Center of the Earth
+The Good, The Bad, The Weird
+A History of Violence
+Paprika
+The Usual Suspects
+Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
+Akira
+The Princess Bride
+Watchmen Missed this!
+Reclaiming the Blade

Animania:
+イヴの時間
+ToraDora (とらドラ)
+To Aru Majutsu no Index (とある魔術の禁書目録)
+Rideback
+K-On! (けいおん!)
+Eden of the East (東のエデン)
+Strike Witches (ストライクウィッチーズ) DVD
+Seto no Hanayome (瀬戸の花嫁) DVD
+Beck: Mogolian Chop Squad
+Kimi ni Todoke (君に届け)
+Nyan Koi! (にゃんこい!)
+To Aru Kagaku no Railgun (とある科学の超電磁砲)

Movies to Catch - ‘09:
+Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea (崖の上のポニョ)
+Slumdog Millionaire
+Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance
+Full Battle Rattle
+Terminator: Salvation
+Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
+2012
+Star Trek
+Up
+Angels and Demons Missed this….
+Fanboys
+Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
+Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
+Fast and Furious Missed this.
+G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
+Zombieland

WTF, Hollywood? WTF?
+Astroboy
+Dragonball: The Movie I *so* regret watching this…..

Movies soooo bad, it’s gotta be gooood
+Zombie Strippers
+Jack Brooks - Monster Slayer
+Robo Geisha

Current Reads
RAWs
+謎の彼女Ｘ - Chapter 38
+魔法 先生 ネギま! - Chapter 267
+会長はメイド様! - Chapter 42
+ソード・ワールドRPG 2.0 (SW2.0)
+Bakuman (バクマン) - Chapter 59

Dead Tree
+Homework for Grown-ups: Everything you learnt at school… and promptly forgot
+Dragon Warriors RPG 2008
+The Book of War
+Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes
+Pride & Prejudice & Zombies
+The Price of Admiralty

Online
+Questionable Content
+Real Life
+The Order of the Stick
+Turn Signals on a Land Raider

Here’s hoping that this week will be a quiet one…

Which immediately brought to mind this:

Is it any wonder I love her so?

Oh, and if the baby comes out a girl…… heh.

But that’s not what the title of this post is about.

Rather, there’s been a bit of a storm in the teacup over how some of the roles and responsibilities and additional workloads have been parceled out at work, that have left people grumbling and muttering things about their primary and secondary workscope.

Personally, what I feel is that work is simply work. If the boss gives me something to do, I’ll just do it; it’s not a matter of whether if it’s something in my terms of reference or not…. it’s just *work*

That said, there is something that should be quantified along with the first statement: I am not superhuman. In life, as with all things, there is a matter of bandwidth. If the management is willing to drop more work on me, then they should be equally willing to accept that with the time and effort diverted to other new projects, less resources can then be spent on what I was working on originally, with it’s consequent drop in quantity and/or quality.

As a professional, I’ll do things to the 100% of my capability; I may not have to like it, but I’ll do it. But that does not mean that with 100% in project A and 100% in project B, it adds up to 200% output in total; it’s just 100% of effort to whatever that has been allocated the time and resources.

TANSTAAFL, people, TANSTAAFL.

Note to self:

The next time the boss asks if there are any questions, the correct answer should, in fact, be:

“How the hell do I get out of this shitty outfit?”