This was too funny (for students of history, at least) not to share.

Mildly offensive (to some) language contained herein:

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*MacRthr has joined the game. *
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*

Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this sux i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: sacre, Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got sh!t to help, congress not activated yt, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them, swap me some destroyers?
Roosevelt: ok i get bases in carib ok?
Churchill: right, whatever
benny-tow: haha deals in open chat, u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do sh!t til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the f#ck up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
Roosevelt: No army till congress act, only navy
Stalin: dont take democracy next time, its lame
deGaulle: this is so weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Stalin: forgot, u lame too lol
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh!t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little bitch ill get u
T0J0: mac i’m totally kicking ur ass
MacRthr: BRB AFK
Churchill: got army up now fdr?
Roosevelt: totaly, im gonna attack the axis too, k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO i attack first hahaha!

Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got congress up & a huge f#ckin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh!t u hacker
Roosevelt: thats democrocy, not so lame
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u as***le! WE HAD A F#CKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy
soon sum1
T0J0: sayonara i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right bitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before?, sure ill just sit here.u ask fdr
Churchill: & why u give oil to Hitler[AoE]? no wonder i got jumped early
Stalin: dont be an ass
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh shit help
Hitler: o man ur f#cked
paTTon: oh what now bitch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: u pwnd him totaly patton
paTTon: thnx

Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh!t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Hitler[AoE]: ok fine I throw all my reserves in ardenne, now give up bitch
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u hun paper hanging sob
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are f#ckin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
T0J0: u shut up, u dead
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: f#ck u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie at least attack TJ and help at least!
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: f#ck this sh!t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
MacRthr: k back! lots of ships to pound TJ base
*Roosevelt has left the game.*

paTTon: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh!t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*

tru_m4n: hi all im fillin in for fdr
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SHIT I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy sh!tholysh!thoylsh!t!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bs u f#ckin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for sh!t
tru_m4n: and u not even ataack tojo, what a whiner
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbass
tru_m4n: l8r all
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: f#ck u all my spies steal ur nukes next game
MacRthr: f#ck u commie!!!
MacRthr: ur next bitch!
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
benny~tow: bye, I got to hang out somewhere else
*benny~tow has left the game.*
*MacRthr has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a limousine
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh!t! all glory is fleetin
*paTTon has left the game.*

LoL!!!!1!!

One more day to Helsinki!