Sanity… is for the Weak

Travel, Random Rumblings, Food, SwordsmanshipJune 30, 2008 4:06 am

And I’ve got the tee-shirt to prove it! :D

We went out to Guy’s place last night for a little party, with the Singaporeans cooking a pot of curry (Ken’s job) and fried rice (My job) to the BBQ, and it went on a little until very late. I distinctly remember downing nine Karhus’, a sip of scotch, and a damned fine No. 2 Romeo y Julieta, lots of singing, and finally lying down at about 3 am in the morning, which made today’s seminar rather interesting. Considering the fact that we asians are genetically disadvantaged when it comes to metabolising alcohol, it comes to no surprise that matching drinks with the Finnish Horde is an exercise in futility…. but one does one’s best.


And so, armed with a bit of a hangover (some more than others), we bravely faced the last day of the Fiore Seminar. The morning was a recap of all the things we have done over the last four days, followed by a mini-tournament, and ending with a question and answer session over the treatise. Alas, our cunning plan to slew the odds in our favour to win the mini-tournament by cooking a devilish *MILD* curry so as to poison cause mild diarrhea in the opposition failed, foiled no doubt by the copious amount of beer the Finns were imbibing. Just for the record, I won two fights (both spears) and lost two (dagger and longsword), and made it to the A-list of fighters who had a shot at first place.


Bruised, winded but highly elated, I am very glad that I could make time to attend this seminar. With the knowledge still fresh in mind, I shall attempt to distill some of the things which I have learned, both about Swordsmanship, and myself:

1) Throw committed strikes. The feel and response on the blade transmitted back to the hand when the opponent counters should be able to tell you what to do next for a counter-remedy. Feinting is a good trick, but if the opponent is unfazed, it don’t do squat.

2) Attacking out of measure is bad. Straying into close measure without realising is worse ~ poke in the face, anyone? The ideal is to start the attack out of measure, and pass into measure at the end of the strike.

3) Control. Control. Control. One could try swinging wildly and hope for a hit, but we are studying from a treatise and as such, we should be executing the plays in the book ~ at least according to the principles as Fiore explains, even if not as exactly depicted in the book.

4) I’m still very much a Largo player, as was critiqued by Ken and Anthony after my bouts. I admit that I do not like to go into close quarters combat ~ why kill your opponent at hugging distance when you can do so at range? Probably the reason I won both spear events. Besides, the cleaning bill for getting blood out of the tunic is expensive…..

Flying home in 8 hours. Here’s hoping to see all my fellow swordsmen again, and a big thank you for the friendship and hospitality we’ve been shown, proving wrong that sterotype of an extroverted Finn is one who looks at your shoes when talking to you.

Kiitos!

Gaming, Humor, SwordsmanshipJune 28, 2008 3:07 am

First of all, a big Hello! to the lovely Auri, whom I’ve finally gotten to meet.

Today marks the halfway point of the “Five Days of Fiore” Seminar, and I think I can see the exhaustion and mental overload starting to set in. So far, the seminars that we’ve had has always been over weekends, and stretching one out to five days is a first, not just for PHEMAS back home, but apparently for SESH here as well.

In a bid to keep interest high, Guy injected some humor in today’s session by having us recreate the illustrations in the manuscript ~ it was quite a sight, especially in the Play of Dagger against Swords, we even had Ilkka wear the crown of the Master:

Even I got into the act with the introduction to the play of Zhogo Largo:

In any case the last three days have been both a revision in the source of our Art, and an exploration of how the process of translating the manuscript into actual physical movements is done. In doing so, I believe that many of us have come to a greater understanding and appreciation of how the entire system is interconnected, with the foundation built up form the unarmed sections and evolving through the dagger and sword plays. Tomorrow, we will continue with swords, before going on to polearms.

Now I bid everyone goodnight, and I shall retire to rub my sore and aching muscles before drifting off to restful slumber.

Hyvää yötä!

Travel, Random Rumblings, Food, SwordsmanshipJune 25, 2008 6:36 pm

The training this morning was a very good session. I’ve had myself videoed executing the Syllabus Form, and now I know how much I suck. That depressing thought out of the way, I also now know what I should work on. And so this trip has shown it’s benefits, even before the seminar has started.


The afternoon was spent on a grocery run into town, and we stopped by the market at the harbour for lunch. We also dropped by the JT Pälikkö showroom and saw the beautiful paintings and the even more beautiful swords. Very expensive, these damascus bades.

The training at night was the beginner’s course, which culminated in going through the steps of the First Drill. However, the surprising twist was that while we’ve been practicing the drill as a set piece, the defences will work against not just the fendente mandritto as is designed, but also against an initial fendente roverso or high thrust as well, and the defender’s response DOES NOT HAVE TO CHANGE. Food for thought.

As a bonus, I managed toget some rapier training from Guy after the class, and after a few false starts I think I’ve gotten the basics down. The highlight was probably when Guy got tired of telling me not to step off the line as I’m used to in Fiore, once too many times ~ so we started practicing the Stringere on a bench. I guess it must have been like a scene from the movies, with two guys duelling with rapiers while balancing on a narrow beam!

Travel, Food, SwordsmanshipJune 23, 2008 10:30 pm

Sight-Seeing

We spent yesterday in Tallinn, Estonia, which was just a two-hour ferry ride away from Helsinki.


Tallinn’s main attraction is a pretty well preserved medieval town, and the whole place has a carnival feel, with the residents dressed in medieval garb, selling attractions, snacks and other wares.


Highlight of the trip was a full medieval meal in a restored tavern, Old Hansa. For starters, we had a mushroom soup with herbed bread and dried elk meat, which was kind of like beef jerky, but tougher. For the main, I chose the Wild Boar platter, with rather interesting sides of Onion Jam, Sauerkraut and berries. All that washed down with a strong, dark beer infused with herbs, all served in earthenware crockery.

Training

Training here in Helsinki is a treat ~ the weather is cool, and the humidity low so that you really have to work at it to raise some sweat. Since coming here, we’ve worked on stability drills, syllabus form, and we just spent the morning exploring the defences and counters from the left side, notably from zenghiaro. Ken will probably have a more detailed and scholarly discourse on our training progress, I won’t go too much into details.

Food
Surprisingly or maybe unsurpsiringly, I’ve taken on the job of Head Cook for the Singaporean contigent of the Golden Horde, so I’ll be preparing meals for the rest of the guys. Pictures, when I have some time to take them :D

Random Rumblings, SwordsmanshipJune 21, 2008 2:00 pm

I have arrived in Helsinki! Luckily both Ken and Yu Sarn are already here, so settling in was a breeze.

So now, I sit in the salle at eight o’clock in the morning, sipping tea and eating Rye bread for breakfast.

One thing about being so far up north during the summer, is that the sky doesn’t really get dark, even in the middle of the night.

Flight and connection was smooth, the only problem being that I was made to throw away my brand-new bottle of contact lens solution at the borading gate. %$#@! Security measures! %$#@! Terrorists who caused these measures! Anyway, I thought that it wouldn’t be a problem, as I can simply buy a new bottle after I’ve arrived… but on getting here, I was told that NOTHING would be open today, seeing as today is Mid-summer’s Day, the one day of the year when the city of Helsinki shuts down completely…

Oh well.

We now await the final member of the Singaporean division of the Golden Horde, as the Finns are calling the attendees of the Fiore training camp.

On with the training!

Random Rumblings, Gaming, HumorJune 19, 2008 4:09 pm

This was too funny (for students of history, at least) not to share.

Mildly offensive (to some) language contained herein:

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*MacRthr has joined the game. *
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*

Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this sux i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: sacre, Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got sh!t to help, congress not activated yt, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them, swap me some destroyers?
Roosevelt: ok i get bases in carib ok?
Churchill: right, whatever
benny-tow: haha deals in open chat, u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do sh!t til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the f#ck up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
Roosevelt: No army till congress act, only navy
Stalin: dont take democracy next time, its lame
deGaulle: this is so weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Stalin: forgot, u lame too lol
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh!t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little bitch ill get u
T0J0: mac i’m totally kicking ur ass
MacRthr: BRB AFK
Churchill: got army up now fdr?
Roosevelt: totaly, im gonna attack the axis too, k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO i attack first hahaha!

Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got congress up & a huge f#ckin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh!t u hacker
Roosevelt: thats democrocy, not so lame
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u as***le! WE HAD A F#CKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy
soon sum1
T0J0: sayonara i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right bitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before?, sure ill just sit here.u ask fdr
Churchill: & why u give oil to Hitler[AoE]? no wonder i got jumped early
Stalin: dont be an ass
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh shit help
Hitler: o man ur f#cked
paTTon: oh what now bitch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: u pwnd him totaly patton
paTTon: thnx

Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh!t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Hitler[AoE]: ok fine I throw all my reserves in ardenne, now give up bitch
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u hun paper hanging sob
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are f#ckin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
T0J0: u shut up, u dead
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: f#ck u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie at least attack TJ and help at least!
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: f#ck this sh!t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
MacRthr: k back! lots of ships to pound TJ base
*Roosevelt has left the game.*

paTTon: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh!t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*

tru_m4n: hi all im fillin in for fdr
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SHIT I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy sh!tholysh!thoylsh!t!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bs u f#ckin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for sh!t
tru_m4n: and u not even ataack tojo, what a whiner
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbass
tru_m4n: l8r all
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: f#ck u all my spies steal ur nukes next game
MacRthr: f#ck u commie!!!
MacRthr: ur next bitch!
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
benny~tow: bye, I got to hang out somewhere else
*benny~tow has left the game.*
*MacRthr has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a limousine
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh!t! all glory is fleetin
*paTTon has left the game.*

LoL!!!!1!!

One more day to Helsinki!

Random Rumblings, Humor, SwordsmanshipJune 18, 2008 10:18 am

Heading up to School of European Swordsmanship, Helsinki (SESH) in two days for a couple of weeks. Will be living, breathing and eating the art of “putting sharp metal things into other people” while there.

Heh.

I *NEED* the break, damnit.

Random RumblingsJune 6, 2008 9:46 am

From the D-Day website:


Picture by Robert F. Sargent

June 6, 1944, 160,000 Allied Troops landed long a 50-mile stretch of heavily-fortified French coastline to fight Nazi Germany on the beaches of Normandy, France. General Dwight D. Eisenhower called the operation a crusade in which “we will accept nothing less than full victory.” More than 5,000 Ships and 13,000 aircraft supported the D-Day invasion, and by day’s end on June 6, the Allies gained a foot- hold in Normandy. The D-Day cost was high -more than 9,000 Allied Soldiers were killed or wounded — but more than 100,000 Soldiers began the march across Europe to defeat Hitler.

A day to remember, and to reflect.

:Links:
D-Day
Wikipedia Entry
Normandy Address

Audio/Visual Update, Random RumblingsJune 5, 2008 6:26 pm

Audio/Visual Update

Audio:Slave
In the B&O:
+The Sex, the City, the Music: Shanghai
+Monkey Majik: 空はまるで
+Queen: Greatest Hits
+The Rolling Stones: Rolled Gold

Visual:Slave
In the DVD:
+Heroes Season 2
+My Neighbor Totoro
+Appleseed: Ex Machina

Animania:
+Freedom
+Hayate no Gotoku
+Clannad
+Rental Magica
+Bamboo Blade
+Toshokan Sensou (図書館戦争)

Movies to Catch - ‘08:
+Sweeney Todd
+The Spiderwick Chronicles
+Evangelion: 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone
+Iron Man
+The Dark Knight
+Cloverfield Missed this
+Jumper
+Wall-E
+Hancock
+Get Smart
+Charlie Wilson’s War
+Bangkok Dangerous
+Speed Racer
+The Love Guru
+Wanted
+Indiana Jones and The Temple of the Crystal Skull
+Forbidden Kingdom
+Doomsday

Movies soooo bad, it’s gotta be gooood
+The Machine Girl
+Oneechanbara
+Zombie Strippers

Current Reads
RAWs
+謎の彼女X - Chapter 21
+魔法 先生 ネギま! - Chapter 215
+死がふたりを分かつまで Chapter 15
+おばあちゃんはアイドル Vol 4

Dead Tree
+Freakonomics
+Conquistador
+Why We Want You To Be Rich
+Party of One: The loner’s Manifesto

Online
+Questionable Content
+Real Life
+The Order of the Stick
+Turn Signals on a Land Raider

Comp’s dead, not me ~ doing this on the office i/net connection…..

Random Rumblings, TechnologyJune 2, 2008 9:02 am

So, the PC at home died. Time to go shopping again….

*sigh*