Sanity… is for the Weak

Random Rumblings, SwordsmanshipJanuary 28, 2008 2:00 pm

Sword class last night was a revision and going-over of the basics, particularly the First to Fourth Plays of Abrazare, or unarmed combat. As I learn more, the more I feel I benefit when I go over and revise the foundations of our art ~ the more solidly grounded you are in the basics, the easier everything else becomes. Problem is, the basics don’t really make sense until later when it gets used in a drill… or perhaps I’m just plain dyslexic, not being able to translate the words and pictures on the manuscript into physical action?

Anyway, the the first four plays of Abrazare begins, as fights are wont to do, by the attacker (left) making a grab for the defender’s (right) throat or tunic:

First Play of Abrazare
From here, there are a few things the defender can do but the first thing Fiore teaches is a way to break that hold:

Questo si è lo primo zogho de abrazare e ogni guardia d’abrazare si pò ‘rivare in questo zogho e in questa presa zoé pigli cum la man stancha lo suo brazo dritto in la piegadura del suo brazo dritto e la sua dritta mano metta chosì dritta apresso lo suo cubito e poy subito farà la presa del segondo zogho zoé piglila in quello modo e daga la volta ala persona e per quello modo o ello andarà in terra overo lo brazo gli serà dislogato.

Or more simply: Push with your left hand at the opponent’s right elbow and place your right arm behind the opponent’s left elbow, while taking a small step to the right, like so:
First Play of Abrazare

And thus setting up the sucker attacker for the Second Play of Abrazare.

Now that the attacker’s hold is broken, the options available to him rapidly becomes limited. The attacker (left) is likely to react in a few ways:

  • Freeze in stunned confusion, or
  • Try to pull away and disengage, or
  • Bull in and try to overwhelm by strength.
  • Second Play of Abrazare
    Assuming that the attacker was struck dumb by your brilliant break of his initial attack and freezes (*heh*), the play can then develop into the Second Play of Abrazare:

    Lo Scolaro del primo Magistro sì digo che son certo d’ zitar questo in tera o rompere suo brazo sinistro overo dislogare. E si lo zughadore che zogha cum lo Magistro primo levasse la man stancha de la spalla del Magistro per far altra defesa subito io che son in suo scambio lasso lo suo brazo dritto cum la mia man stancha, piglio la sua stancha gamba e la mia man dritta gli metto sotto la gola per mandarlo in terra in questo che vedeti depento lo terzo zogho.

    Or, pivot to the left by taking a step and simply reaching over his left elbow with your right arm. This will put him in a lock, or by applying more pressure, break his arm:
    Second Play of Abrazare

    Third Play of Abrazare
    If the attacker decides to pull back and disengage, then the Third Play of Abrazare comes into effect ~ maintain pressure by stepping forwards as he steps back, extending your right arm into his face and grabbing his leg with your left hand as the opportunity presents itself and dump the opponent on his head. In practice, this is easier than it sounds ~ after all, people are able to move forwards faster forwards than backwards….
    Third Play of Abrazare

    Fourth Play of Abaraze
    And finally, the Fourth Play of Abarazare deals with the attacker attempting to bull his way forwards and trying to grapple. Simply extend your right hand and push at his jaw, this will disrupt his line of attack, and possibly break his jaw or neck.
    Fourth Play of Abrazare

    Beyond these there are more plays…. but I need more time to absorb them :p

    Random RumblingsJanuary 26, 2008 10:59 pm

    Gone shopping today, and this was part of the loot we came back with:

    Bags from Jack Spade and Kate Spade for me and wifey respectively.

    Shall keep them aside until the Lunar New Year :)

    Random Rumblings, GamingJanuary 22, 2008 9:05 am

    This was just too cute not to share.

    *** WARNING: Heavy Dungeons & Dragons Reference ***

    :Link:
    Jinx

    Random Rumblings, FoodJanuary 14, 2008 9:19 pm

    We went out to Peach Garden@33 at OCBC Centre for my father-in-law’s birthday treat yesterday.

    The view, as to be expected from the 33rd floor, was fantastic:

    The food was pretty good too; dim sum and peking duck ~ at least the father-in-law didn’t complain, which is always a good sign :D

    And the damage came out to about $26 per pax; pretty reasonable for a dining experience in the clouds!

    Peach Garden @ 33 in The Executive’s Club
    65 Chulia Street#33-01, OCBC Centre

    Random Rumblings, BooksJanuary 8, 2008 11:21 am

    Il Principe (The Prince), by Niccolò Machiavelli.

    Yes, I am well on my way to Evil Overlordship:

    “… men ought either be well treated or crushed, because they can avenge themselves of lighter injuries, but of more serious ones they cannot; therefor the injury that is to be done to a man ought be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge.”
    - Machiavelli (1469 - 1527)

    There is a *special* place in hell reserved for me, I’ll bet.

    “To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”
    - Conan the Barbarian

    Random Rumblings, SwordsmanshipJanuary 7, 2008 9:20 pm

    w00t!

    The society clubbed up and got me a pair of Ringmaille bracers for my Birthday!

    Thanks guys!

    It’s nice to be liked… even nicer to know people really, *REALLY*, like you. I’m touched :D

    Random Rumblings 9:26 am

    We went to the hospital on saturday for a check-up, and wonder of wonders, we ran into an old school mate of mine; one of the handful that I would call a friend from back then. So while we waited, we chatted and caught up, having lost contact for the last 16 years.

    So here’s a big hello to Rosaline! You still look exactly the same!

    And here’s hoping that I’ll be able to meet and find the other friends that made school enjoyable so long ago ~ Louis, Joe, Stella, Guilan, David.

    Random RumblingsJanuary 2, 2008 9:39 am

    Looking back at last year’s resolutions, it seemed like I have missed many of my goals:

    2007 New Year’s Resolutions
    + Lose 5kg and 3 inches from waistline. Well, I lost a few kilos.
    + Be able to run at least 10km non-stop. Err nope.
    + Go diving in Palau. ~ Went to Layang-layang instead, but it was a good dive!
    + Travel to Rome for a holiday. ~ Sorta, kinda. We went to Istanbul instead, and it was great!
    + Train to achieve Novice Fellow with PHEMAS and be able to use a steel Longsword safely. ~ Done.

    Other things that I’ve achieved:
    + Got promoted. Yay!
    + Started gaming again on a regular basis ~ it’s been years since I’ve managed to pick up dice, and it’s great to be able to let my imagination run free once more.

    So, taking into account how things have mutated as the year went on, I figure that this year’s resolution should be a little more general in nature; after all, we can’t really predict how things can shift and change in the world. So:

    2008 New Year’s Resolutions
    + Continue slimming to a healthier level (I’m not fat, just somewhat overweight)
    + Go running!
    + Go diving somewhere exotic ~ Bali or the Great Barrier Reef, maybe?
    + Travel and see the world some more.
    + Head over to Helsinki, Finland to train at the School of European Swordsmanship.

    Happy New Year, everyone.
    From Me, Wifey and the Furkids.