And since I’ve taken up swordsmanship, I figure I can use my training kit as a costume. So all I have to do now, is to find me a party to go to….
But in the meantime, here’s some groaners:
Q. What do zombie cows eat?
A. Graaaaiiins!
Q. What is a zombies prefered mode of transport?
A. Traaaiiins.
Q. Why were the zombies clothes dirty?
A. Staaains
Q. What do you call zombies who are from Denmark?
A. Daaaanes.
Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately…
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A. He didn’t have the guts.
Q. What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep up payments to his exorcist?
A. He was repossessed.
Q. What has fur and flies?
A. A dead werewolf.
Q. How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
A. So long sucker!
Q. Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
A. Women can see right through them.
Bwahahahaha
