Isn’t technology a great thing? All because some dumb twit can’t figure out where I’m posting from, he leaves a rather offensive comment. Not that I mind, ‘cos that just shows what a moron he is ~ until someone else leaves another yet stinger for the first moron. Now I’ve got this bloke trying to prove his point, that the site’s spaminator caught:

Don’t be dissing Australia, bastard. You just showed us some racism right there. ;-)

I’m from Sydney myself, and your post insulted me so much, that I FUCKING HATE YOU!

Stereotypes are a bitch, huh?
“Get off’a my property, y’all!”
It can be thrown both ways. =)

More onto the topic:
The PSP is incredibly overpriced when coupled with all of the accessories — No one is denying that.
Maybe the $100(AU) pricetag is just a gift to us Australians, who knows!
No doubt that this new sized memory stick will be at least two-and-a-half times more expensive.

So, let’s give it up for Scatt-Man, a guy who can’t tell the difference between 3 people.

I love you too man ;)

Good Sport
Bruce and Sheila have been seeing each other for a while and Sheila asks Bruce to meet her on the Sydney Harbour Bridge.
Sheila: I’ve got something to tell you, Bruce…I’m preganant and if you don’t marry me, I’m going to jump off this bridge into Sydney Harbour.
Bruce: That’s what I like about you, Sheila. Not only are you a great shag but you’re a good sport too.

Australian with sheep and goat
Q. What do you call an Australian with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
A. Bisexual.

Australian foreplay
Australian foreplay - “Brace yerself Sheila.”
Australian foreplay - “WAAKE UUUP !!!”


Q: What’s the difference between yoghurt and Australia?
A: Yoghurt has a real live culture

Drunk
Q: What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
A: One less drunk at the funeral

Brain Surgery
An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. “Well” said the doctor, “this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain”. “That’s OK” said the Englishman. “I’ve always wanted to be Irish and I’m prepared to take the risk”.

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. “I’m so terribly sorry!!” the doctor said. “Instead of removing half the brain, I’ve taken the whole brain out”. The patient replied, “No worries, mate!!”