First up, something from Mr Brown:
Digital Electronic Lifeform Trained for Accurate Gratification, Rational Exploration and Efficient Nullification

Next, wanna see this page in Benglish? Click here!

Kudos to Kenny Sia for coming up with something like this!

And now, a little something more serious:

Laser Cannons Coming to an F-16 Near You
LONDON (Reuters) - A U.S. Pentagon invention could make air combat resemble a battle scene from Star Wars, with a laser so small it can fit on a fighter jet, yet powerful enough to knock down an enemy missile in flight. The High Energy Laser Area Defense System (HELLADS), being designed by the Pentagon’s central research and development agency, will weigh just 750 kg (1,650 lb) and measures the size of a large fridge.

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All we need now are some friggin’ sharks to mount this friggin’ laser on their heads…